The Power of the Egg

Recently I had a touch of a cold. Just one day. Just the day after the day I didn't eat a Cadbury Creme Egg.

I should explain that although it may not be obvious if you've witnessed my girth of late but I don't normally eat a Cadbury Creme Egg everyday but in the run up to Easter I've been finding the eggs in my cookie jar (freecycled!).

Now the science priests say that refined sugar of the sort found in these delectable treats put a lot of strain on one's immune system. If you believe the science priests eating one of these eggs should eliminate my resistance to all the cold germs around me. The boss had a cold, most of the people at my work have colds, my dentist has a cold and even when I tried to escape the germs in Ottawa I found them to be well entrenched among the community there. Instead the one day I didn't eat the sugar was the day I got stuffed up. Fortunately a Lindt egg quickly cured me. In a nanosecond.

How did I defy the teachings of the science priests you ask? It was easy, 95% of the universe is undetectable "dark matter".